Anonymous Tabletop – Episode 60: Stop Hitting Yourself!

July 24th, 2023

In this milestone episode the crew goes a bit too far and breaks the Multiverse, Tim returns to the show but there’s something just a bit off about him, and Lathan talks about recording from a brand new perspective.

Then, in this very special episode we talk about bullies, I answer a fake phone that just won’t stop ringing, and we deviate so far from the topic but somehow come full circle and return to it. Go figure.

And finally, Shut Up and Take My Money gets drunk and takes a beating, Geeky Jean buys us another round, and Celebrity Deathmatch gets meta when some famous bullies finally get bullied.

Oh, and don’t forget about Tim’s Sack. This one’s going to steal your lunch money and give you a wedgie. Now stop hitting yourself..

Episode 60 Show Notes and Links

Hobby Updates – 

Bonus Round! – Cowboy Bebop – (RPG)Dungeons & Dragons – (Movie)Ender’s Game – (Book)Munchkin – (BG)Zombies!! – (BG)Cards Against Humanity – (BG)Fluxx – (BG)Evil Dead Rise – (Movie)

Hobby Updates Legend: BG (Board Game), MG (Mobile Game), RPG (Role Playing Game), TG (Tabletop Game), VG (Video Game). The rest are pretty self explanatory really. Unless you’ve been living under a rock that is. If so, then welcome back. 

 

Interviews and Friends of the Show

  • It’s all us today baby.. All us..

Conventions

  • Anime Midwest – July 5th – July 7th, 2023 – Rosemont, Illinois

  • Gen Con – August 2nd, 2023 – August 6th, 2023 – Indianapolis, Indiana

Shut Up and Take My Money!

  • Bird Dog Peanut Butter Whiskey– 20$

    • An impromptu bonus Shut Up and Take My Money today folks. Want a whiskey that’s sweet and tastes like peanut butter? Well, here’s the one for you. It wasn’t quite my cup of tea but everyone else liked it.  3 out of 4 ain’t bad, right? But, I’m open to trying other flavors if you’re listening Bird Dog. Just sayin..

  • DEAGLE MMA Doctor Bane Grappling Submission Dummy – UNFILLED– 29.99$

    • Did you get picked on by someone today? Or maybe you just want to vent your frustrations after dealing with an annoying internet troll? Well, have we got just the thing for you. An unfilled sparring dummy for you to fill up with junk and wail on. Sure, it tells you to fill it up with old clothes, blankets, or shredded textiles but why not go that extra step further and fill it with the hair clippings and personal items of your tormentor turning it into not only a sparring dummy but also a massive voodoo doll ripe and ready for vengeance. Nothing really says stop picking on me like carrying around a man-sized dummy stuffed full of random garbage, right?

Celebrity Death Match

Bullies Vs Bullies

Bonus Track

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